Friday, February 24, 2017

Friendship Sucks

Growing up, I always hated mustard.

In grade school, I had a friend who would eat ham and mustard sandwiches for lunch. It smelled awful.

And then after lunch, she would have dried mustard at the corners of her mouth and I could still smell the mustard. For the rest of the afternoon. That tangy mustard-y smell coupled with the neon yellow dried to her skin.

I loved her for her personality, but was totally grossed out by the mustard.

This is the trauma that would haunt me to my college days. 

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Mustard Sucks and Then Some: An Origin Story of Epic Mustard Graffiti

This is a tale of how Mustard Sucks was born in the quiet, unassuming town of Peoria, Illinois.

Follow along if you know what's good for you (not mustard).

-Rishika Murthy